overlord-kyogre:

marchcronus:

adventuresingay:

Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself.

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

overlord-kyogre:

marchcronus:

adventuresingay:

Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself.

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

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aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

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sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

thedaintysquid:

careful-with-that-ass-eugene:

I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists

He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm

That last photo, oh my goodness.

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